Say Yes To Chopsticks

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY STICKS!

- Me: hello is anyone there
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Silence:
- Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
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